Exchange of the day
"So does Rob Zombie smell as bad as he looks like he would?"
"No, actually -- he kinda smells like, what's that Irish stuff..."
"Irish Spring? Rob Zombie smells like Irish Spring?"
"Yeah. Well, his hair, anyway."
"That's awesome. Rob Zombie smells like Irish Spring!"
3 Comments:
a) First off, that's awesome. I'da thought he'd smell like week-old bong water.
b) Second, what's this new blog title about?
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. But then I'm fascinated with the word "defenestration." I also like to ask people if they've ever masticated in public, so don't mind me.
Yeah, I kinda figured he'd reek like hell too. Which is why I was so amused to find out otherwise. Of course, now I can't help but think that, per the current Irish Spring ad campaign, he smells like he's worth explorin'. (I guess at least Sheree Moon thinks he's explorable.)
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